Frequently asked questions
Got questions? We’ve got answers. Here’s everything people usually ask and if we missed something, don’t be shy. Reach out and let us know.
Just one. Every t-shirt and hoodie is handmade, one at a time, with real care and intention. We’re not a warehouse — we’re a workshop. That means each piece gets the attention it deserves.
You can choose between a hoodie or a t-shirt, in black with white text or white with black text. We offer a range of sizes to fit different bodies and vibes. Simple choices, strong statements.
If you go incognito, we’ll send the shirt or hoodie anonymously on your behalf — no name, no clues. It’s like a stealth gift drop. Just a heads-up: if your message is mean-spirited, offensive, or inappropriate, we’ll cancel the order and refund it. We’re here for good energy only.
All of our printing is done in Port Moody, BC, Canada. Everything is made in a clean, smoke-free, and pet-free environment. We love animals — just not around your fresh new hoodie. The whole process is done by hand, with high standards and serious attention to detail.
We wear the shirts and hoodies ourselves, so we only print on brands we love. They’re soft, durable, and true to size. If we wouldn’t wear it, we wouldn’t sell it. That’s the bar
No, we don’t offer refunds. Since each shirt and hoodie is custom made just for you (or someone you secretly admire), all sales are final. It’s a one-of-a-kind gift — not something that goes back on a shelf.
Yes! If you post an authentic unboxing video (one where you’re genuinely seeing the shirt or hoodie for the first time) we’ll give you a discount code for your next order. No rehearsals, no second takes. Just real reactions.
Good question. We won’t tell you… but if you think you’ve figured it out, send us your theory. If you’re close, we’ll send you a coupon for your next order. It’s a little mystery with a side of merch.
Most orders are printed and shipped within 3–5 business days. After that, shipping times depend on where it’s going — but you’ll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move. We hustle, but we’re not Amazon. Quality takes a minute.
We ship everything in packaging that’s as creative and intentional as the shirt itself. It’s minimal, eco-conscious, and designed to make whoever opens it smile before they even see what’s inside.
Honestly? It started as a gift that one of us gave the other. So it’s the perfect gift. Whether you’re making someone laugh, feel seen, or just need an inside joke delivered in cotton form — this is how you do it.
Not at the moment. We’re currently shipping within Canada/US. Expanding soon though, so stay tuned!
Nope. We use high-quality printing that’s made to last — just turn your shirt or hoodie inside out before tossing it in the wash. Treat it with love, and it’ll stick around.
Yes! You choose your side and their side — who you are, and what you think or say about them. Just keep it within the character limit. The fun (and the magic) is in keeping it short, smart, and straight from the heart — or the gut.
Nope — but here’s the deal: the font and size are exactly the same as what you see on the "give a shirt" page. No surprises in the look, just in the message.
Super simple. Head to the contact page and let us know how we can help!
